








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 676 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 1,346 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6234 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5777 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5167 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4065 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $961,124 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 661 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kIV | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | Ea | 51% | 185 |
| #3 | entoNf1sk? | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | nbq | 43% | 42 |
| #5 | 360HARDSCOPE pidar | 41% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | entoNf1sk? | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | nbq | 43% | 42 |
| #5 | 360HARDSCOPE pidar | 41% | 56 |
| #6 | sIW ♿ | 36% | 55 |
| #7 | mcknn | 35% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mcknn | 12 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Ea | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | sIW ♿ | 6 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | nbq | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | 360HARDSCOPE pidar | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | entoNf1sk? | 247 | 0.38 | 6 min |
| #2 | mcknn | 237 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ea | 195 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | sIW ♿ | 125 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | nbq | 121 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nbq | +4.90 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | kIV | +3.75 | 61 | 71 |
| #3 | entoNf1sk? | +2.13 | 58 | 72 |
| #4 | 360HARDSCOPE pidar | +1.99 | 50 | 68 |
| #5 | mcknn | +0.24 | 41 | 65 |





