








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6760 | 40% |
| Smokes | 4073 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2637 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3615 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $714,725 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheDinkster | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | Baka | 69% | 29 |
| #3 | ☦Geo777☦ | 67% | 86 |
| #4 | Islander | 64% | 25 |
| #5 | shoeler | 63% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Luke | 56% | 162 |
| #11 | Skander | 52% | 31 |
| #12 | Sn3aky | 52% | 31 |
| #13 | Sly - ZYN gaymin | 50% | 74 |
| #14 | Carbon | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 29 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | shoeler | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Locke | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Kronen | 8 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | ☦Geo777☦ | 6 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squid | 552 | 0.33 | 14 min |
| #2 | Locke | 436 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Luke | 377 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | shoeler | 200 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | Sly - ZYN gaymin | 196 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squid | +2.66 | 87 | 65 |
| #2 | Kronen | +2.22 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | Locke | +1.93 | 86 | 62 |
| #4 | shoeler | +1.92 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | ☦Geo777☦ | +1.78 | 71 | 60 |





