








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 771 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,417 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12444 | 47% |
| Smokes | 5963 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2077 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 5933 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,711 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Islander | 74% | 68 |
| #2 | TheDinkster | 71% | 77 |
| #3 | =]]z | 71% | 38 |
| #4 | Get A Job | 71% | 48 |
| #5 | .seth | 70% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 83 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | shoeler | 26 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Carbon | 24 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Locke | 16 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | ☦Geo777☦ | 10 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 1202 | 0.14 | 38 min |
| #2 | Carbon | 584 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #3 | Skander | 425 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | Mat™ - ChEmO pEaK | 409 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #5 | TheDinkster | 362 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☦Geo777☦ | +2.59 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | Squid | +2.48 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | .seth | +1.88 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | Luke | +1.70 | 72 | 54 |
| #5 | Locke | +1.56 | 86 | 60 |





