








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




154 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13004 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6577 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 12700 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 10675 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,591,505 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1336 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .seth | 72% | 89 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | 71% | 453 |
| #3 | Kronen | 70% | 80 |
| #4 | TheDinkster | 68% | 165 |
| #5 | Locke | 65% | 326 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Skander | 56% | 204 |
| #15 | Willy | 56% | 134 |
| #16 | klxnQT | 55% | 129 |
| #17 | LarryisWashed | 54% | 93 |
| #18 | Sn3aky | 48% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 145 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | 47 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Carbon | 32 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Sly - ZYN gaymin | 26 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Willy | 24 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 1830 | 0.13 | 56 min |
| #2 | Squid | 1328 | 0.31 | 35 min |
| #3 | Carbon | 872 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #4 | Sly - ZYN gaymin | 789 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #5 | Locke | 742 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kronen | +3.15 | 88 | 65 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | +2.71 | 71 | 61 |
| #3 | Squid | +2.35 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | .seth | +2.02 | 84 | 58 |
| #5 | Locke | +1.69 | 86 | 61 |





