








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1054 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7198 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7501 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6610 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6928 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,977,018 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☦Geo777☦ | 71% | 143 |
| #2 | =]]z | 64% | 76 |
| #3 | dyragu | 64% | 50 |
| #4 | Islander | 63% | 95 |
| #5 | Carbon | 62% | 295 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 88 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Carbon | 32 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | shoeler | 21 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Locke | 17 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | ☦Geo777☦ | 13 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 1241 | 0.13 | 36 min |
| #2 | Carbon | 895 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #3 | Squid | 843 | 0.34 | 22 min |
| #4 | Locke | 492 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #5 | =]]z | 489 | 0.32 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☦Geo777☦ | +2.37 | 68 | 61 |
| #2 | dyragu | +2.36 | 72 | 80 |
| #3 | Locke | +2.26 | 89 | 58 |
| #4 | shoeler | +2.07 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | Gayman | +1.69 | 83 | 47 |





