








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 60 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 361 | 11% |
| Smokes | 509 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1180 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1101 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $348,448 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Lellelelele ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 48% | 31 |
| #7 | Baab_martz | 45% | 101 |
| #8 | Wok Pan | 43% | 76 |
| #9 | Gubbfan | 43% | 58 |
| #10 | BINGUSFAN123 | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baab_martz | 481 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | gay swedish guy | 196 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Wok Pan | 159 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Gubbfan | 139 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mok | 89 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BINGUSFAN123 | +4.45 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | Mok | +3.36 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | gay swedish guy | +2.82 | 86 | 71 |
| #4 | Wok Pan | +0.74 | 56 | 69 |
| #5 | Baab_martz | +0.55 | 79 | 81 |





