








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 340 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,572 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7177 | 46% |
| Smokes | 4655 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 444 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 3296 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $685,312 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mok | 52% | 261 |
| #2 | gay swedish guy | 50% | 258 |
| #3 | Gubbfan | 49% | 243 |
| #4 | Wok Pan | 49% | 270 |
| #5 | Filipias | 45% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Wok Pan | 49% | 270 |
| #5 | Filipias | 45% | 101 |
| #6 | Lellelelele ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 44% | 108 |
| #7 | Pink | 43% | 49 |
| #8 | BINGUSFAN123 | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gubbfan | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Mok | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Wok Pan | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Filipias | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Lellelelele ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gay swedish guy | 735 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #2 | Wok Pan | 673 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | Gubbfan | 524 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | Mok | 495 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #5 | Lellelelele ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 78 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mok | +2.83 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | gay swedish guy | +2.09 | 87 | 70 |
| #3 | Baab_martz | +0.45 | 77 | 83 |
| #4 | BINGUSFAN123 | +0.33 | 70 | 53 |
| #5 | Wok Pan | -0.15 | 51 | 71 |





