








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4068 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3313 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3149 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3065 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $604,620 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mok | 53% | 210 |
| #2 | gay swedish guy | 52% | 215 |
| #3 | Gubbfan | 51% | 195 |
| #4 | Baab_martz | 49% | 270 |
| #5 | Pink | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Baab_martz | 49% | 270 |
| #5 | Pink | 46% | 24 |
| #6 | Filipias | 43% | 76 |
| #7 | BINGUSFAN123 | 43% | 37 |
| #8 | Lellelelele ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 40% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gubbfan | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Mok | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Filipias | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Baab_martz | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | Lellelelele ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baab_martz | 1120 | 0.19 | 37 min |
| #2 | gay swedish guy | 615 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | Gubbfan | 424 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | Mok | 390 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #5 | Lellelelele ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 65 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mok | +2.67 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | gay swedish guy | +2.26 | 86 | 70 |
| #3 | Baab_martz | +0.39 | 76 | 83 |
| #4 | BINGUSFAN123 | +0.25 | 67 | 56 |
| #5 | Wok Pan | -0.09 | 52 | 71 |





