








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2173 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2931 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2655 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1327 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $800,072 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pdr | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | yoru | 58% | 48 |
| #3 | Ramone | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | Kimbo Slice | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | gtl | 54% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Yoshio udagawa | 43% | 14 |
| #14 | Madruga | 37% | 35 |
| #15 | Bubble | 37% | 19 |
| #16 | MadFlapJack | 33% | 18 |
| #17 | pumb4 | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRZCAS dNz- | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Pdr | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Naneiders | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | DJ F2P | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Kimbo Slice | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRZCAS dNz- | 438 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | gtl | 208 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | DJ F2P | 151 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ramone | 149 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kimbo Slice | 143 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pdr | +6.31 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | yoru | +3.87 | 92 | 51 |
| #3 | Kimbo Slice | +1.20 | 59 | 63 |
| #4 | Sam | +1.08 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | F0nTastic | +0.84 | 74 | 70 |





