








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 153 matches | ||
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Wingman | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5381 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8135 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5483 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2787 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5605 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $847,317 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 577 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the pope <3 | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | cloy | 61% | 113 |
| #3 | p4905 | 61% | 64 |
| #4 | toromi_ps | 60% | 77 |
| #5 | reused | 58% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | banjo | 56% | 72 |
| #7 | rae | 55% | 82 |
| #8 | maj | 51% | 35 |
| #9 | Jona | 50% | 30 |
| #10 | Dawuski | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rae | 12 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | reused | 9 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | maj | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Jona | 4 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | the pope <3 | 4 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rae | 368 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | banjo | 271 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | p4905 | 214 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | cloy | 205 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | toromi_ps | 202 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p4905 | +3.52 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | toromi_ps | +2.90 | 82 | 62 |
| #3 | maj | +2.44 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | vlr | +1.52 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | the pope <3 | +1.14 | 85 | 64 |





