








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 722 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6118 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5419 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2410 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3986 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,658,417 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 727 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Slidebug_Zzz | 48% | 83 |
| #8 | Phix | 46% | 54 |
| #9 | iphone 5s | 43% | 30 |
| #10 | minowskii | 42% | 31 |
| #11 | bird balls | 40% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WAAHAAA ;} | +2.50 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | Slidebug_Zzz | +2.46 | 60 | 52 |
| #3 | reused | +1.62 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | vlr | +0.63 | 75 | 59 |
| #5 | rae | -0.03 | 79 | 52 |





