








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
121 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 82 | 17% |
| Smokes | 92 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 169 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 137 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $34,759 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reijo | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | werneri | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | hakukuu | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | V7kke | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Joonas | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | werneri | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | hakukuu | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | V7kke | 50% | 12 |
| #5 | Joonas | 50% | 14 |
| #6 | arskadegen | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonas | 2 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | hakukuu | 1 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonas | 71 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #2 | arskadegen | 53 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | V7kke | 26 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | hakukuu | 12 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Reijo | 8 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V7kke | +2.95 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | Joonas | +2.55 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | werneri | +2.26 | 59 | 52 |
| #4 | Reijo | +0.86 | 65 | 63 |
| #5 | arskadegen | -0.18 | 66 | 71 |





