








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 852 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1253 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1850 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1531 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $480,581 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | werneri | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | arskadegen | 49% | 129 |
| #3 | V7kke | 48% | 108 |
| #4 | Joonas | 48% | 136 |
| #5 | Reijo | 43% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | werneri | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | arskadegen | 49% | 129 |
| #3 | V7kke | 48% | 108 |
| #4 | Joonas | 48% | 136 |
| #5 | Reijo | 43% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonas | 11 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | arskadegen | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Reijo | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | werneri | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | V7kke | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonas | 778 | 0.27 | 18 min |
| #2 | arskadegen | 527 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #3 | V7kke | 178 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Reijo | 89 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | werneri | 33 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonas | +3.05 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | V7kke | +1.33 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | arskadegen | +0.03 | 57 | 68 |
| #4 | werneri | -0.51 | 62 | 38 |
| #5 | Reijo | -1.46 | 49 | 40 |





