








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 166 | 14% |
| Smokes | 211 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 364 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 466 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $107,789 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V7kke | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Henkkaletka65 | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | arskadegen | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | hakukuu | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | zeNitH | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | hakukuu | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | zeNitH | 56% | 9 |
| #6 | Joonas | 55% | 29 |
| #7 | Reijo | 54% | 13 |
| #8 | Le0 | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arskadegen | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Joonas | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | hakukuu | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonas | 140 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #2 | arskadegen | 100 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | zeNitH | 47 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #4 | hakukuu | 25 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Henkkaletka65 | 24 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joonas | +4.33 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | zeNitH | +3.70 | 46 | 75 |
| #3 | V7kke | +2.45 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | arskadegen | +1.40 | 56 | 70 |
| #5 | werneri | +1.00 | 66 | 40 |





