








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 717 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6472 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7010 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4336 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5788 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,436,858 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RecrO. | 66% | 85 |
| #2 | Snikanes Ulltæppe | 65% | 54 |
| #3 | HiiBRID | 65% | 48 |
| #4 | HEN9NG | 65% | 62 |
| #5 | Rascal | 59% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Genocide Stomper | 58% | 36 |
| #7 | Magzter | 57% | 42 |
| #8 | Pickers | 56% | 102 |
| #9 | zCBN5zz | 52% | 141 |
| #10 | reels^ | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zCBN5zz | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Snikanes Ulltæppe | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Pickers | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | RecrO. | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | HEN9NG | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zCBN5zz | 490 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | HEN9NG | 357 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | Snikanes Ulltæppe | 249 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | Magzter | 156 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Pickers | 111 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dibble | +2.49 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Snikanes Ulltæppe | +1.71 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | Magzter | +0.74 | 66 | 69 |
| #4 | Genocide Stomper | +0.70 | 66 | 50 |
| #5 | zCBN5zz | +0.36 | 76 | 66 |





