








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 796 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 226 matches | ||
| Wingman | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6627 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8157 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 3169 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4218 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,905,996 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HiiBRID | 60% | 96 |
| #2 | 2w1ce | 60% | 131 |
| #3 | Psychopomp | 57% | 122 |
| #4 | Samboucaaa | 56% | 81 |
| #5 | Pickers | 55% | 358 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Pickers | 55% | 358 |
| #6 | LifesizePenguin | 55% | 119 |
| #7 | RecrO. | 55% | 233 |
| #8 | Dibble | 52% | 141 |
| #9 | K! | 49% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RecrO. | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Pickers | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | K! | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Dibble | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | 2w1ce | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LifesizePenguin | 613 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #2 | Pickers | 371 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | Dibble | 359 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | Samboucaaa | 274 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | RecrO. | 254 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dibble | +3.51 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Psychopomp | +1.85 | 86 | 38 |
| #3 | zCBN5zz | +0.92 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | 2w1ce | +0.82 | 85 | 46 |
| #5 | Pickers | +0.38 | 69 | 38 |





