








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4238 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3750 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3309 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3667 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,015,200 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EagleEye<o> | 10 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | fluffmeister | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Arnold Shivajinagar | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | SaladAss | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Kencha | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fluffmeister | 421 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Arnold Shivajinagar | 245 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | EagleEye<o> | 209 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | f0rest- | 195 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #5 | D B Cooper | 173 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rest- | +7.43 | 69 | 79 |
| #2 | fluffmeister | +4.70 | 75 | 79 |
| #3 | Boosted Nova | +2.10 | 77 | 73 |
| #4 | Arnold Shivajinagar | +1.06 | 82 | 49 |
| #5 | Soy Un Dorito | +0.35 | 26 | 59 |





