








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4041 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4314 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3181 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3201 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,380,542 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rest- | 63% | 154 |
| #2 | H4R5H4 | 57% | 99 |
| #3 | fluffmeister | 56% | 84 |
| #4 | D B Cooper | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | Soy Un Dorito | 55% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Red Panda Rocket | 45% | 49 |
| #13 | DeadenD | 41% | 34 |
| #14 | krauser | 39% | 44 |
| #15 | sevn | 38% | 26 |
| #16 | JoJo | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arnold Shivajinagar | 24 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | f0rest- | 20 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Soy Un Dorito | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | H4R5H4 | 12 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | fluffmeister | 12 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fluffmeister | +6.16 | 76 | 82 |
| #2 | f0rest- | +5.85 | 68 | 80 |
| #3 | Shotgun Jesus | +2.71 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | Arnold Shivajinagar | +2.33 | 86 | 51 |
| #5 | D B Cooper | +0.77 | 50 | 69 |





