








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2616 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6837 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 4722 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5524 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,312,687 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeadenD | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | Shotgun Jesus | 59% | 94 |
| #3 | Kencha | 57% | 177 |
| #4 | f0rest- | 56% | 334 |
| #5 | fluffmeister | 55% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rest- | 38 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Arnold Shivajinagar | 33 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | EagleEye<o> | 20 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Kencha | 16 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | fluffmeister | 15 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rest- | +6.14 | 72 | 81 |
| #2 | fluffmeister | +5.25 | 71 | 81 |
| #3 | Arnold Shivajinagar | +2.18 | 87 | 51 |
| #4 | Shotgun Jesus | +1.36 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | D B Cooper | +0.74 | 45 | 68 |





