








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1046 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Esplay | 28 matches | 1,785 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3064 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1900 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3253 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2443 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2320 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,949,837 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K0RZZU | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | Oggloc | 59% | 54 |
| #3 | Tunkki | 57% | 142 |
| #4 | Henkka | 55% | 31 |
| #5 | Shadowcoins | 54% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Masa Mainio | 47% | 60 |
| #14 | Lalsu | 46% | 37 |
| #15 | DVNKLXRD | 46% | 68 |
| #16 | arttU | 45% | 64 |
| #17 | Saddam Hussein | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tunkki | 17 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Shadowcoins | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | jojo | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Oggloc | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | tauski | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tunkki | 412 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Shadowcoins | 381 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Masa Mainio | 237 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #4 | weekend warrior | 199 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | DVNKLXRD | 175 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tunkki | +2.49 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | Masa Mainio | +2.10 | 65 | 76 |
| #3 | Sam | +2.00 | 56 | 60 |
| #4 | arttU | +1.58 | 45 | 66 |
| #5 | SUHINA | +1.55 | 48 | 53 |





