








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1515 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1380 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2097 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1107 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $984,408 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pr0feska | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | valardos | 54% | 70 |
| #3 | Browar | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | FapinHo *oknamojegotaty.pl|NO4M | 52% | 174 |
| #5 | DzemDzemowyMarmoladowyObrotowy | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Browar | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | FapinHo *oknamojegotaty.pl|NO4M | 52% | 174 |
| #5 | DzemDzemowyMarmoladowyObrotowy | 50% | 16 |
| #6 | EuraS ☠ | 47% | 51 |
| #7 | KAZI lft | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FapinHo *oknamojegotaty.pl|NO4M | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Browar | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | EuraS ☠ | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | KAZI lft | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Pr0feska | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FapinHo *oknamojegotaty.pl|NO4M | 479 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | KAZI lft | 81 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pr0feska | 71 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Browar | 66 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | valardos | 57 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Browar | +2.31 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Pr0feska | +2.22 | 68 | 51 |
| #3 | KAZI lft | +1.33 | 84 | 55 |
| #4 | EuraS ☠ | +1.01 | 90 | 43 |
| #5 | ProSosenka PvPro.com | +0.71 | 75 | 64 |





