








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,617 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1019 | 22% |
| Smokes | 810 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1608 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1180 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,544,461 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FapinHo *oknamojegotaty.pl|NO4M | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Pr0feska | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | EuraS ☠ | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | ProSosenka PvPro.com | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Browar | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FapinHo *oknamojegotaty.pl|NO4M | 427 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pr0feska | 174 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | DzemDzemowyMarmoladowyObrotowy | 159 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | ProSosenka PvPro.com | 142 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Browar | 84 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EuraS ☠ | +3.30 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | Pr0feska | +2.68 | 75 | 50 |
| #3 | Browar | +2.48 | 91 | 65 |
| #4 | KAZI lft | +2.24 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | ProSosenka PvPro.com | +0.54 | 78 | 66 |





