








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 432 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4516 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3950 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4698 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3763 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $929,883 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 568 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | DzemDzemowyMarmoladowyObrotowy | 53% | 78 |
| #6 | ProSosenka PvPro.com | 52% | 174 |
| #7 | valardos | 51% | 199 |
| #8 | Browar | 49% | 105 |
| #9 | KAZI lft | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Browar | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | EuraS ☠ | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | ProSosenka PvPro.com | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | DzemDzemowyMarmoladowyObrotowy | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | KAZI lft | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProSosenka PvPro.com | 357 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | DzemDzemowyMarmoladowyObrotowy | 319 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | valardos | 156 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Browar | 155 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pr0feska | 121 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EuraS ☠ | +2.54 | 91 | 48 |
| #2 | Browar | +1.77 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | Pr0feska | +1.49 | 69 | 49 |
| #4 | KAZI lft | +1.47 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | ✪Maestro✪ | +1.14 | 89 | 59 |





