








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 432 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4516 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3950 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4698 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3763 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $929,883 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 568 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Lech Doznań | 53% | 78 |
| #6 | hopeless | 52% | 174 |
| #7 | jj | 51% | 199 |
| #8 | Browar [chujwieile]d do ub na fc | 49% | 105 |
| #9 | twitch.tv/kazics2 | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Browar [chujwieile]d do ub na fc | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | EuraS | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | hopeless | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Lech Doznań | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/kazics2 | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hopeless | 357 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | Lech Doznań | 319 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | jj | 156 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Browar [chujwieile]d do ub na fc | 155 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pr0feska | 121 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EuraS | +2.54 | 88 | 41 |
| #2 | Browar [chujwieile]d do ub na fc | +1.77 | 85 | 53 |
| #3 | Pr0feska | +1.49 | 66 | 47 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/kazics2 | +1.47 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | ✪Maestro✪ | +1.14 | 86 | 55 |





