








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,938 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1789 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2393 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2437 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2319 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $389,234 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 748 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EuraS ☠ | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Plaplit | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | FapinHo *oknamojegotaty.pl|NO4M | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Browar | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | ProSosenka PvPro.com | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plaplit | 192 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | FapinHo *oknamojegotaty.pl|NO4M | 150 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | ProSosenka PvPro.com | 88 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | EuraS ☠ | 84 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | smoly | 80 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAZI lft | +1.61 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | Pr0feska | +0.88 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | EuraS ☠ | +0.88 | 86 | 47 |
| #4 | Nydian 🤍❤ | +0.78 | 87 | 56 |
| #5 | Browar | +0.39 | 86 | 60 |





