








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 387 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3305 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4169 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5382 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4152 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,384,944 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TajQ | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | EuraS ☠ | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | valardos | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | Kejefsi | 54% | 61 |
| #5 | madka.exe | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Szejdix | 52% | 96 |
| #8 | -Zex1 | 49% | 53 |
| #9 | FapinHo *oknamojegotaty.pl|NO4M | 49% | 105 |
| #10 | Pr0feska | 48% | 90 |
| #11 | olivia:( | 42% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szejdix | 27 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | Kejefsi | 14 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | -Zex1 | 8 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | FapinHo *oknamojegotaty.pl|NO4M | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Pr0feska | 5 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FapinHo *oknamojegotaty.pl|NO4M | 302 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | -Zex1 | 262 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | Szejdix | 244 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Pr0feska | 226 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | TajQ | 184 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Browar | +2.22 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | Kejefsi | +2.05 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | EuraS ☠ | +1.96 | 89 | 50 |
| #4 | Pr0feska | +0.78 | 71 | 47 |
| #5 | TajQ | -0.22 | 82 | 63 |





