








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 215 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3602 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3764 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4555 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3488 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,652,342 of utility $230 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1636 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sleep deprivation | +4.65 | 80 | 74 |
| #2 | Kaczer | +2.24 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | Ratlosky is a glorper | +1.89 | 70 | 50 |
| #4 | Evaluationlooper | +1.66 | 52 | 31 |
| #5 | Acronix | +1.15 | 52 | 63 |





