








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 765 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5092 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4990 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3230 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4448 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3805 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,943,345 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1552 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deagleberg | 57% | 158 |
| #2 | Pikomantis⛴ | 55% | 38 |
| #3 | Rickey | 54% | 207 |
| #4 | jbl | 51% | 342 |
| #5 | ♛rEDDAEX♛ | 50% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | jbl | 51% | 342 |
| #5 | ♛rEDDAEX♛ | 50% | 214 |
| #6 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | 50% | 92 |
| #7 | ForceONE | 44% | 116 |
| #8 | Ayaran | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛rEDDAEX♛ | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Deagleberg | 12 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Rickey | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | jbl | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ForceONE | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rickey | 1154 | 0.27 | 34 min |
| #2 | jbl | 1134 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #3 | ForceONE | 578 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #4 | Deagleberg | 393 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | 330 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | +2.87 | 79 | 79 |
| #2 | Rickey | +1.93 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | Deagleberg | +1.86 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | ForceONE | +0.06 | 50 | 79 |
| #5 | Dav1d | -0.15 | 69 | 54 |





