








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1095 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 674 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3505 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2321 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5211 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2995 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,816,778 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 550 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dav1d | 50% | 214 |
| #2 | Deagleberg | 50% | 390 |
| #3 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | 49% | 231 |
| #4 | Rickey | 49% | 291 |
| #5 | jbl | 48% | 669 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rickey | 49% | 291 |
| #5 | jbl | 48% | 669 |
| #6 | Pikomantis⛴ | 47% | 93 |
| #7 | ForceONE | 45% | 321 |
| #8 | DuncanBlood | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deagleberg | 32 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | jbl | 23 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ForceONE | 21 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Dav1d | 17 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Rickey | 9 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jbl | 2387 | 0.17 | 63 min |
| #2 | Rickey | 1721 | 0.28 | 49 min |
| #3 | ForceONE | 1409 | 0.20 | 46 min |
| #4 | Deagleberg | 917 | 0.11 | 26 min |
| #5 | Dav1d | 727 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | +3.48 | 83 | 76 |
| #2 | Rickey | +1.46 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | Deagleberg | +0.74 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | Pikomantis⛴ | -0.09 | 73 | 71 |
| #5 | ♛rEDDAEX♛ | -0.43 | 54 | 46 |





