








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 551 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9155 | 39% |
| Smokes | 5738 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4913 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3562 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,509,036 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 483 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dav1d | 54% | 207 |
| #2 | Deagleberg | 52% | 256 |
| #3 | DuncanBlood | 51% | 39 |
| #4 | jbl | 51% | 519 |
| #5 | ♛rEDDAEX♛ | 49% | 291 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ♛rEDDAEX♛ | 49% | 291 |
| #6 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | 46% | 184 |
| #7 | ForceONE | 46% | 312 |
| #8 | Ayaran | 40% | 47 |
| #9 | Pikomantis⛴ | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jbl | 20 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ForceONE | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Deagleberg | 13 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | ♛rEDDAEX♛ | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Dav1d | 11 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jbl | 1777 | 0.16 | 46 min |
| #2 | ForceONE | 1395 | 0.21 | 44 min |
| #3 | Dav1d | 638 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #4 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | 627 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #5 | Deagleberg | 573 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | +2.82 | 82 | 76 |
| #2 | Rickey | +1.37 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Deagleberg | -0.13 | 70 | 64 |
| #4 | ForceONE | -0.39 | 47 | 78 |
| #5 | jbl | -0.79 | 50 | 71 |





