








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1195 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12189 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 65,127 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19506 | 30% |
| Smokes | 15319 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 18552 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 11750 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,284,867 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 397 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DuncanBlood | 50% | 236 |
| #2 | Peeetmanski | 50% | 279 |
| #3 | kS 24 | 50% | 113 |
| #4 | jbl | 49% | 977 |
| #5 | AffenSalat | 47% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jbl | 43 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Peeetmanski | 17 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Deagleberg | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ♛rEDDAEX♛ | 15 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Rickey | 14 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jbl | 3208 | 0.15 | 86 min |
| #2 | Rickey | 1823 | 0.27 | 51 min |
| #3 | Peeetmanski | 1125 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #4 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | 661 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #5 | Deagleberg | 634 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ WirasAnsaa | +2.32 | 81 | 76 |
| #2 | Rickey | +1.07 | 75 | 64 |
| #3 | Peeetmanski | +0.33 | 32 | 67 |
| #4 | ForceONE | +0.28 | 51 | 80 |
| #5 | Deagleberg | -0.32 | 69 | 60 |





