








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5614 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3641 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1970 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2971 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $975,437 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hate it or love it | 59% | 73 |
| #2 | must1 | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | KUNG FU KUNT | 56% | 139 |
| #4 | cracky chan | 56% | 305 |
| #5 | cir | 55% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cracky chan | 1478 | 0.25 | 43 min |
| #2 | kANKZ | 651 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | JOE. | 604 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | hate it or love it | 176 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | cir | 173 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cracky chan | +3.14 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | hate it or love it | +2.48 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | must1 | +2.02 | 84 | 45 |
| #4 | kANKZ | +1.96 | 79 | 57 |
| #5 | Beam cs.money | +1.85 | 79 | 61 |





