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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2537 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2308 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3363 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2678 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,334,755 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cracky chan | 59% | 233 |
| #2 | Beam cs.money | 55% | 120 |
| #3 | JOE. | 52% | 432 |
| #4 | kANKZ | 51% | 266 |
| #5 | KUNG FU KUNT | 50% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cracky chan | 1170 | 0.24 | 36 min |
| #2 | JOE. | 1101 | 0.13 | 28 min |
| #3 | kANKZ | 888 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #4 | Beam cs.money | 495 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #5 | KUNG FU KUNT | 177 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cracky chan | +4.80 | 88 | 72 |
| #2 | kANKZ | +3.21 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | Beam cs.money | +3.14 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | KUNG FU KUNT | +1.15 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | JOE. | +0.70 | 75 | 55 |





