








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1377 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1317 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1181 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1246 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $588,917 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Licht und Schatten | 68% | 114 |
| #2 | cracky chan | 66% | 73 |
| #3 | must1 | 64% | 77 |
| #4 | Beam cs.money | 59% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Licht und Schatten | 68% | 114 |
| #2 | cracky chan | 66% | 73 |
| #3 | must1 | 64% | 77 |
| #4 | Beam cs.money | 59% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | must1 | 17 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Licht und Schatten | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Beam cs.money | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | cracky chan | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | must1 | 437 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| #2 | cracky chan | 320 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #3 | Beam cs.money | 284 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | Licht und Schatten | 210 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hate it or love it | +3.43 | 78 | 52 |
| #2 | must1 | +2.00 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | cracky chan | +1.57 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | Licht und Schatten | +0.64 | 93 | 49 |
| #5 | Beam cs.money | +0.20 | 72 | 56 |





