








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 826 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 307 matches | ||
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5900 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6304 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5049 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5458 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4416 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,353,254 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MWns | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ✪amped | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | v1nZ | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Ghosy | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | *Fly_High* | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪amped | 862 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | Ghosy | 854 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #3 | *Fly_High* | 827 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #4 | MWns | 708 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #5 | v1nZ | 358 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de4d | +2.27 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | Rouv3n | +2.08 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | ✪amped | +1.08 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | v1nZ | +1.02 | 87 | 61 |
| #5 | *Fly_High* | +0.94 | 79 | 63 |





