








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 298 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4794 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5169 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3539 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4608 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $837,619 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪amped | 56% | 273 |
| #2 | v1nZ | 55% | 172 |
| #3 | MWns | 53% | 222 |
| #4 | Rouv3n | 53% | 200 |
| #5 | 1SPRAYYY | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪amped | 56% | 273 |
| #2 | v1nZ | 55% | 172 |
| #3 | MWns | 53% | 222 |
| #4 | Rouv3n | 53% | 200 |
| #5 | 1SPRAYYY | 42% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1nZ | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | ✪amped | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | MWns | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | 1SPRAYYY | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Rouv3n | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouv3n | 844 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | ✪amped | 819 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #3 | MWns | 523 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | v1nZ | 358 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | 1SPRAYYY | 104 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouv3n | +1.88 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | v1nZ | +1.01 | 87 | 62 |
| #3 | ✪amped | +0.90 | 81 | 65 |
| #4 | Ghosy | -0.11 | 81 | 70 |
| #5 | 1SPRAYYY | -0.19 | 77 | 63 |





