








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,422 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1336 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1406 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1344 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1336 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $811,302 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m4Ssa | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | ✪amped | 67% | 27 |
| #3 | Rouv3n | 66% | 126 |
| #4 | *Fly_High* | 61% | 154 |
| #5 | Sylban | 唯一無二 | 60% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *Fly_High* | 589 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #2 | Rouv3n | 546 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #3 | marvelousspirit | 290 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | de4d | 219 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | jawillez | 168 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪amped | +3.08 | 88 | 74 |
| #2 | de4d | +2.24 | 90 | 62 |
| #3 | Rouv3n | +2.18 | 82 | 68 |
| #4 | *Fly_High* | +2.09 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | jawillez | +1.26 | 69 | 60 |





