








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 254 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2516 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3195 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2598 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3172 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,829 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouv3n | 57% | 170 |
| #2 | ✪amped | 56% | 186 |
| #3 | MWns | 56% | 227 |
| #4 | Ghosy | 55% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouv3n | 57% | 170 |
| #2 | ✪amped | 56% | 186 |
| #3 | MWns | 56% | 227 |
| #4 | Ghosy | 55% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MWns | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Ghosy | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ✪amped | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Rouv3n | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ghosy | 711 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Rouv3n | 702 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | MWns | 515 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #4 | ✪amped | 506 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouv3n | +1.99 | 88 | 60 |
| #2 | v1nZ | +1.60 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | ✪amped | +0.58 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | MWns | -0.30 | 79 | 51 |
| #5 | Ghosy | -0.44 | 79 | 71 |





