








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 300 matches | ||
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,920 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4210 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3983 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3298 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3429 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,230,517 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 795 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | faselaneio | Nackenklatsche2go | 55% | 73 |
| #8 | Ghosy | 53% | 222 |
| #9 | Hamudi47 | 49% | 55 |
| #10 | 1SPRAYYY | 45% | 44 |
| #11 | DEKU_QCK | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1nZ | 20 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | ✪amped | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Ghosy | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Rouv3n | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | faselaneio | Nackenklatsche2go | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouv3n | 1237 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #2 | Ghosy | 948 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #3 | ✪amped | 878 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #4 | v1nZ | 510 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | Hamudi47 | 384 | 0.34 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouv3n | +1.88 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | v1nZ | +1.23 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | ✪amped | +1.07 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | MWns | +0.30 | 80 | 52 |
| #5 | *Fly_High* | +0.15 | 81 | 63 |





