








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 294 matches | ||
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6171 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6379 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4501 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5396 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $985,682 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrissiTw0w | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | faselaneio | Nackenklatsche2go | 63% | 43 |
| #3 | Sylban | 唯一無二 | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | Rouv3n | 58% | 269 |
| #5 | MWns | 57% | 290 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | v1nZ | 56% | 186 |
| #7 | Ghosy | 56% | 273 |
| #8 | *Fly_High* | 49% | 43 |
| #9 | DEKU_QCK | 45% | 49 |
| #10 | 1SPRAYYY | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MWns | 17 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | v1nZ | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Ghosy | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Rouv3n | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Sylban | 唯一無二 | 5 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouv3n | 1166 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #2 | Ghosy | 1137 | 0.19 | 29 min |
| #3 | MWns | 683 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #4 | v1nZ | 390 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | *Fly_High* | 167 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouv3n | +1.95 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | ✪amped | +1.54 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | v1nZ | +1.08 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | faselaneio | Nackenklatsche2go | +0.56 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | Ghosy | -0.24 | 81 | 72 |





