








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3294 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3013 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1664 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2538 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,271 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terror of Tehran | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | haloflyer | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Jalapeña | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | DuckyBunny | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Woof | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⧉Ytiev | 592 | 0.29 | 18 min |
| #2 | Terror of Tehran | 397 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | haloflyer | 374 | 0.35 | 8 min |
| #4 | frostbyte | 155 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | DuckyBunny | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OsloDaPig | +6.99 | 89 | 73 |
| #2 | frostbyte | +4.39 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | Koi | +4.24 | 93 | 57 |
| #4 | LORD | +3.90 | 80 | 54 |
| #5 | Jalapeña | -0.79 | 59 | 70 |





