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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 271 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3562 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,887 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9084 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7866 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4320 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 6617 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,026,864 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OsloDaPig | 59% | 94 |
| #2 | LORD | 58% | 65 |
| #3 | frostbyte | 56% | 189 |
| #4 | Terror of Tehran | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | DuckyBunny | 50% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OsloDaPig | 611 | 0.30 | 19 min |
| #2 | frostbyte | 539 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Jalapeña | 531 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | DuckyBunny | 437 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | Long Schlong Silver | 252 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OsloDaPig | +7.56 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | frostbyte | +5.75 | 81 | 66 |
| #3 | morganlee | +4.53 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | LORD | +3.77 | 79 | 49 |
| #5 | Jalapeña | +1.66 | 66 | 71 |





