








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4121 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4191 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1468 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2428 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,074,384 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 708 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LORD | 66% | 53 |
| #2 | OsloDaPig | 66% | 41 |
| #3 | frostbyte | 54% | 127 |
| #4 | morganlee | 53% | 45 |
| #5 | ⧉Ytiev | 50% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OsloDaPig | +8.05 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | frostbyte | +6.51 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | morganlee | +5.90 | 82 | 53 |
| #4 | LORD | +4.25 | 80 | 50 |
| #5 | Jalapeña | +1.58 | 66 | 71 |





