








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 156 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4620 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4967 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5209 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4345 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $704,942 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OsloDaPig | 67% | 42 |
| #2 | morganlee | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | LORD | 58% | 69 |
| #4 | ⧉Ytiev | 56% | 189 |
| #5 | DuckyBunny | 54% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frostbyte | +5.60 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | OsloDaPig | +5.22 | 87 | 72 |
| #3 | morganlee | +3.09 | 77 | 57 |
| #4 | LORD | +2.51 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | Jalapeña | +0.38 | 67 | 70 |





