








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9828 | 31% |
| Smokes | 9157 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4879 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7363 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,027,018 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 523 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ | 55% | 155 |
| #2 | Asrii | 52% | 339 |
| #3 | Ld | 52% | 301 |
| #4 | VorLo | 51% | 252 |
| #5 | HelheimWanderer | 50% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | VorLo | 51% | 252 |
| #5 | HelheimWanderer | 50% | 147 |
| #6 | PenguinHasFishy | 49% | 158 |
| #7 | LaxerFart enjoyer | 46% | 68 |
| #8 | Pudahtsh Ihtaan | 40% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asrii | 131 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | VorLo | 75 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | HelheimWanderer | 33 | 0.0116 |
| #4 | Ld | 27 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | LaxerFart enjoyer | 20 | 0.0146 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ld | 1529 | 0.26 | 37 min |
| #2 | VorLo | 1319 | 0.26 | 29 min |
| #3 | Asrii | 1023 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #4 | Pudahtsh Ihtaan | 543 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #5 | HelheimWanderer | 462 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡ | +2.22 | 78 | 31 |
| #2 | VorLo | +1.66 | 68 | 52 |
| #3 | SadPeepoJuicebox | +1.46 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | Asrii | +1.18 | 69 | 46 |
| #5 | Ld | +0.03 | 32 | 67 |





