








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 174 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1502 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1565 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1488 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1968 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $563,630 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 浪人 | 79% | 47 |
| #2 | Paul L | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | 𝕵𝖚𝖑𝖎𝖊 | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | Rubyi | 68% | 57 |
| #5 | Bob G | 68% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | tabbz | 52% | 33 |
| #11 | twitch.tv/failycs | 50% | 22 |
| #12 | putin bad | 50% | 36 |
| #13 | Jerbaut | 38% | 13 |
| #14 | MadMat | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 浪人 | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Koltan | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob G | 579 | 0.36 | 15 min |
| #2 | MRxRED | 325 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | 浪人 | 279 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #4 | Koltan | 256 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #5 | ΞRNIE™ | 245 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 浪人 | +2.01 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | tabbz | +1.91 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | Rubyi | +1.62 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | racooooon | +1.38 | 81 | 62 |
| #5 | MRxRED | +1.37 | 81 | 78 |





