








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
52 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 0 | 0% |
| Smokes | 1 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 2 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $18,989 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SunPigCatForce | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Poomsta | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Fsxgaming1 | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Reroy | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Tyrant | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Poomsta | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Fsxgaming1 | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | Reroy | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | Tyrant | 43% | 14 |
| #6 | Salty | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poomsta | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyrant | 45 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | SunPigCatForce | 34 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #3 | Reroy | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Poomsta | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Salty | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SunPigCatForce | +5.30 | 58 | 62 |
| #2 | Fsxgaming1 | +2.17 | 16 | 13 |
| #3 | Tyrant | +1.72 | 30 | 38 |
| #4 | Reroy | +1.47 | 20 | 31 |
| #5 | Poomsta | -2.49 | 17 | 42 |





