








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 137 | 43% |
| Smokes | 76 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 34 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 68 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $29,491 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poomsta | 38% | 8 |
| #2 | Tyrant | 32% | 19 |
| #3 | SunPigCatForce | 29% | 28 |
| #4 | Reroy | 24% | 34 |
| #5 | PonyoIsKing | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Reroy | 24% | 34 |
| #5 | PonyoIsKing | 22% | 18 |
| #6 | Trench_Boi | 20% | 5 |
| #7 | Fsxgaming1 | 0% | 3 |
| #8 | NoodlesTheAsian | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PonyoIsKing | 3 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Reroy | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Tyrant | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | Poomsta | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SunPigCatForce | 171 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #2 | Tyrant | 84 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #3 | Trench_Boi | 35 | 0.35 | 0 min |
| #4 | Poomsta | 16 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Reroy | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SunPigCatForce | +1.78 | 53 | 53 |
| #2 | Tyrant | +0.90 | 26 | 36 |
| #3 | Reroy | -0.23 | 23 | 25 |
| #4 | PonyoIsKing | -3.03 | 8 | 20 |
| #5 | Poomsta | -3.22 | 37 | 46 |





