








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1903 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2258 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 964 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1628 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,127 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | °K | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Dunčo | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | chomik | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | p3Ky | 55% | 67 |
| #5 | EEDJIOT | 54% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | p3Ky | 55% | 67 |
| #5 | EEDJIOT | 54% | 56 |
| #6 | -Pap1t0o- | 50% | 113 |
| #7 | darymi | 46% | 56 |
| #8 | SeveN* | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p3Ky | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | SeveN* | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | -Pap1t0o- | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | darymi | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | EEDJIOT | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Pap1t0o- | 395 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | p3Ky | 182 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | darymi | 145 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | SeveN* | 142 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | EEDJIOT | 139 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunčo | +3.66 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | darymi | +1.33 | 87 | 69 |
| #3 | -Pap1t0o- | +1.08 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | °K | +1.00 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | Aho1ky | -0.05 | 71 | 72 |





