








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 572 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9947 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8412 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5571 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6216 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,253,149 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 899 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darymi | 55% | 385 |
| #2 | p3Ky | 52% | 309 |
| #3 | °K | 52% | 110 |
| #4 | SeveN* | 50% | 247 |
| #5 | Aho1ky | 50% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SeveN* | 50% | 247 |
| #5 | Aho1ky | 50% | 113 |
| #6 | EEDJIOT | 48% | 221 |
| #7 | chomik | 42% | 45 |
| #8 | SSyy | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p3Ky | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | darymi | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | SeveN* | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | EEDJIOT | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | SSyy | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darymi | 1101 | 0.14 | 28 min |
| #2 | p3Ky | 910 | 0.14 | 23 min |
| #3 | SeveN* | 709 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #4 | EEDJIOT | 616 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #5 | Aho1ky | 298 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darymi | +1.85 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | -Pap1t0o- | +1.20 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | SSyy | +0.89 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | EEDJIOT | +0.09 | 71 | 67 |
| #5 | Aho1ky | -0.39 | 67 | 72 |





