








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4344 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3317 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3249 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3821 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,027 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darymi | 55% | 143 |
| #2 | Aho1ky | 55% | 67 |
| #3 | -Pap1t0o- | 52% | 309 |
| #4 | Dunčo | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | EEDJIOT | 50% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | EEDJIOT | 50% | 103 |
| #6 | °K | 49% | 35 |
| #7 | SeveN* | 48% | 61 |
| #8 | SSyy | 38% | 21 |
| #9 | chomik | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Pap1t0o- | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | darymi | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | EEDJIOT | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Dunčo | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Aho1ky | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Pap1t0o- | 1135 | 0.18 | 31 min |
| #2 | darymi | 365 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | EEDJIOT | 275 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | SeveN* | 164 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Aho1ky | 150 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | darymi | +1.90 | 87 | 68 |
| #2 | -Pap1t0o- | +1.64 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | SSyy | +1.40 | 85 | 68 |
| #4 | Aho1ky | +0.40 | 70 | 71 |
| #5 | Dunčo | +0.24 | 77 | 59 |





